That dress I rented for my reunion? My backup size wasn’t available. So I cancelled and got a full refund + 50% off my next rental.
I guess I was never meant to go to this reunion!
Aw shit, I wanna go to London
and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,
"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"
And the whole class just went
and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”
I will keep reblogging this in the name of historical science