Finally listened to episode 300 of CBB.
Died. See you in the twilight nether regions.
Lord, beer me strength for those three days.
Make it happen
You makin’ it happen?
Cool kids are going.
Trying to figure out if I can make a weekend of Charleston. Football season is glorious, but it gives me no options to do anything else.
TOO FUCKING EXCITED TO SHARE A BIRTHDAY WITH JENNIFER LAWRENCE.
This is an upgrade on Ben Affleck, sorry.
Damn I have a wicked wedgie!!!
-goes to adjust-
What the hell?!
-realize I’m wearing a thong-
Ohhh, that makes sense.